The Very much alive Jevil of Texopolian Trade Route is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jevil in a wheelchair with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.495 billion Texopolios are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Texopolian Trade Routean economy, worth 409 trillion Llamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,487 Llamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texopolian Trade Route's national animal is the sparkle pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidism.

Texopolian Trade Route is ranked 224,718^th in the world and 3,479^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.57 Obesity Rate.