The Efeuüberwuchterte Steinsäule of Lionsroar is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Die überall bekannte Katze von Ulmer with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.734 billion Glorreichen Kreuzzugfahrer der Cat Crusaders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Die Mega-Meowpolis aller Felinen Götter. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a den Hunden überlegener Spezies angehörig economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,653 Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the feline-fellige erhaben-überlegene Götter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catsuperiority.

Lionsroar is ranked 1,168^th in the world and 30^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,874.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.