The United Greater of Garfield Republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valiant Leader Garfield with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.177 billion totally fine and not opressed peoples are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topaz City of Garlord. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong very Garfield economy, worth 246 trillion TopazCat-𝕿s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 77,491 TopazCat-𝕿s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garfield Republics's national animal is the Lasagna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garfield says no to Religion.

Garfield Republics is ranked 152,589^th in the world and 2,281^st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.