The Democratic Republic of Troc is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.677 billion Trocs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,882 trillion Troccoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 505,759 Troccoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troc is ranked 6,084^th in the world and 99^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.16 law-abiding acts per hour.