The Free Land of Kalaratri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.411 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,251 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Rattenkönigdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 190,083^rd in the world and 7,396^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.