The Free Land of Kalaratri is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.65 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,030 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,562 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 67,562^nd in the world and 1,014^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,058.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.