The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.818 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,388 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,754 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 315,600^th in the world and 5,119^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -34.53 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.