The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.574 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,747 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 154^th in the world and 6^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 56.44 bananas ingested per day.