The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.701 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,197 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,851 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, worship days have replaced sick days, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kriov is ranked 31,948^th in the world and 383^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 137,851.71 Standard Monetary Units.