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Population15.809 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.809 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,041 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, Master-General Will Powers's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 137,351st in the world and 5,174th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 400thNicest Citizens: 410thLargest Publishing Industry: 439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 467thMost Pacifist: 748thMost Inclusive: 785thBest Weather: 858thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,006thMost Cultured: 1,010thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,061stSafest: 1,090thMost Influential: 1,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,016thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,479thMost Developed: 2,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,109thSmartest Citizens: 3,126thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,156thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,544thHighest Economic Output: 7,050thLargest Governments: 7,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,941stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,186thTop
Nudest: 10,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,739thLargest Populations: 11,909thMost Efficient Economies: 13,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,186thHighest Average Incomes: 18,219th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 271st in the regionNudest: 288th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 326th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 380th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 490th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 509th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 527th in the regionMost Politically Free: 530th in the region

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