In Freedom, Unity Master-General Will Powers
Most Cheerful Citizens: 367thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thNicest Citizens: 612th
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Population19.912 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.912 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,475 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Roissyland has found 2 easter eggs), families burn Master-General Will Powers's latest official photograph to keep warm, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 3,326th in the world and 89th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 150.9 quips per hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 367thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thNicest Citizens: 612thLargest Publishing Industry: 678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 805thBest Weather: 937thHighest Food Quality: 1,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,007thMost Cultured: 1,018thMost Pacifist: 1,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,091stMost Inclusive: 1,101stSafest: 1,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,477thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,883rdMost Developed: 2,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,571stTop
Most Influential: 2,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,966thHealthiest Citizens: 3,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,123rdSmartest Citizens: 3,326thLowest Crime Rates: 3,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,194thHighest Economic Output: 6,531stLargest Governments: 6,693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,180thLargest Populations: 10,882ndMost Secular: 11,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,967thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,043rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,287th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 75th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 278th in the regionNudest: 279th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionMost Secular: 385th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 485th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 952nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roissyland was endorsed by The Republic of Lyonea.
  • : Roissyland was endorsed by The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
  • : Roissyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Roissyland was endorsed by The Host Club of FreedomIand.
  • : Roissyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Roissyland, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Roissyland, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Roissyland, families burn Master-General Will Powers's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in Roissyland, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Roissyland has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Roissyland, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 143 » New Leganes, Albrook, VW53Aland, Aivintis, A mean old man, Axdel, Evrigenis, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Enlil, Layngderfleethe, Veterans Association, Chalan, East Deslang, East Sakhlin, Holy Alasia Orozen, The Almighty Country, Anpania, Cymru Broadcasters, Marrabuk, Sansangra, Iodinia, East Malaysia, Sibestro, Mardom, Brotherland, Valerite, Narinoland, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Bogliqia, Tassirion, Wakeopolis, Thurland, Catlovenia, Unger under over, Trimmania, United China Nation, Caute donHeuc, Dragonia, Tomasio, Caymarnia, Centrical Union, Ulvesogullr, The Marlands, Davinhia, Money for ever, Merlovich, Nociav, Kalaratri, Tea Jol, Frankinstan, and 93 others.Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Soups, Karatol-Advenra, Romanoddle Republic, Azealand Isle, From New World, Vallangast, Tshana, Arouran, Luxrough, Elzan, Gwaentrymulnuuli, Forvistan, Serene Amonkhet, Arkantis, Tum Quan, Barfleur, Sandboxford, Uniao Sovietica de Minas Gerais, Republic of mountain people, Luzbas, Cacnesia, Dorles, Small Siberia, Tyrosalem, Isole Ionie, Shauvania, Modra, Chesstitans, United Commonwealth of American States, New Chili, CheeseBurrito, Amabilis, Ventralius, Eonnysses, Nation of man, Paladania Reborn, Solarhis, Hachikuji, Pleionia, Yomgo, Jyuhdt, Atlantis of the Sands, Order of the Saint Dumas, Lyrybija, West Swedania, Tal Arure, Trivega, Democratic Republic of Shrekmin, Tofoon, Scaperlancobbinstan, Fellon, Chorizos, North Atlantis, Zohaib, Under Upper Antartica, Russian Ducks, Wanabe, Noreds Thereneuthene, New Sandsnionion, Sen Jast, Sarikaya Komzin, The Fjords Commonwealth, Karog, Reimuria, Ministarko, Urbi et orbi, Svaraskia, Nature and Industry, Dudleyvil1e, Cosmo Chile, The Veaxol Peoples, Arch Dornan, Fontesia, The Death Syndicate, Caesargrad, Power Guido, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Imperial Arab, GrandLine Sunarashu, Azureano, Clarence-Voslage, Grand Duchy of Austria, Jamitri, Nifalembria Zamingstan, United dollar, Gallisers, Conqerica, Arknasi, Melitalcoland, FreedomIand, North Bernia, and Lyonea.