The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.912 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,475 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Roissyland has found 2 easter eggs), families burn Master-General Will Powers's latest official photograph to keep warm, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 3,326^th in the world and 89^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 150.9 quips per hour.