The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.423 billion Roissylandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,048 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,258 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 235,261^st in the world and 1,759^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 212 billion Standard Monetary Units.