The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.45 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,554 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 111,713^th in the world and 5,013^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 34.78 on the Rand Index.