The Democratic Republic of Enou is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Will Johnson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.285 billion Enouans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosrce. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enouan economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion books a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,945 books, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, families burn Will Johnson's latest official photograph to keep warm, war is made in the name of love, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enou's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Johnsonism.

Enou is ranked 302,249^th in the world and 3,846^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.98 average smiles per day.