The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Biggus Philus with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.579 billion Philvillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Philville2ian economy, worth 440 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,184 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville2's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Philville2 is ranked 153,713^th in the world and 2,915^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 11.19 flags saluted per person per day.