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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,389th
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Population9.705 billion

CapitalNew Seveni
LeaderOverlord Goose


The ✨✨MENACING THREAT✨✨ of Zukchiva is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.705 billion Zukchivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,857 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, war vets look after war animals, the Zukchivan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Arctic-Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 22,864th in the world and 542nd in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.17 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,285thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,389thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,255thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,614thNicest Citizens: 7,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,870thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,126thMost Cultured: 8,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,265thMost Developed: 9,640thMost Inclusive: 9,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,896thHighest Food Quality: 10,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,293rdRudest Citizens: 10,710thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,811thSmartest Citizens: 11,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,174thLargest Governments: 11,792ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,906thMost Influential: 13,282ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,094thHighest Economic Output: 17,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,357thMost Secular: 18,700thMost Efficient Economies: 22,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,479thHighest Average Incomes: 24,748th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st in the regionNicest Citizens: 268th in the regionRudest Citizens: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 274th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 282nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 329th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 390th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 431st in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 542nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 566th in the regionMost Secular: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 613th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 626th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 641st in the regionMost Influential: 694th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 808th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,084th in the regionBest Weather: 1,130th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,175th in the region

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