The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 45.624 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 25,753 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 564,474 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, where there's smoke there's the Goodnamesarerarean Forestry Department, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 763^rd in the world and 13^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,489.61 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.