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Smartest Citizens: 5thMost Cultured: 8thLargest Governments: 12th
The People's Republic of
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Population36.235 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.235 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 20,747 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 572,568 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, every workday begins with group therapy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 206,996th in the world and 8,032nd in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.05 Crimes Per Hour.

Smartest Citizens: 5thMost Cultured: 8thLargest Governments: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16thLargest Publishing Industry: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25thSafest: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31stMost Developed: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 46thHealthiest Citizens: 55thLowest Crime Rates: 61stHighest Economic Output: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69thMost Advanced Public Education: 80thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98thHighest Average Incomes: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 191stMost Secular: 225thMost Subsidized Industry: 243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 339thMost Stationary: 349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rdMost Inclusive: 476thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 574thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 608thLargest Populations: 646thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 655thMost Armed: 933rdRudest Citizens: 964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,159thMost Influential: 1,162ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,689thLargest Mining Sector: 4,179thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,268thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,833rdHighest Drug Use: 15,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,977th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 143rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 286th in the regionNudest: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 492nd in the region

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