The Free Land of Aurelia Federation is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 594 million Aurelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The all-consuming Aurelia Federationian economy, worth 61.5 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,589 Aureuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,188 per year while the poor average 10,066, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, cave paintings are back in vogue, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aurelia Federation's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aurelia Federation is ranked 141,613^th in the world and 1,846^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 437.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.