The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.917 billion Kucians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,570 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 205,147^th in the world and 8,051^st in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -636.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.