The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.565 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,969 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 202,092^nd in the world and 7,013^th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.92 on the Hickory Productivity Index.