The Zombie Federation of Xhya-zsathis 03b is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.811 billion Xhya-zsatisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Üdvenydranó. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xhya-zsatisian economy, worth 570 trillion xhyapers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,674 xhyapers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xhya-zsathis 03b's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xhya-zsathis 03b is ranked 271,622^nd in the world and 4,360^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.