The United Rickrolling States of Kluchassia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 620 million Kluchassians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Warcity. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kluchassian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Yupials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,335 Yupials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, war vets look after war animals, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kluchassia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kluchassia is ranked 223,548^th in the world and 3,181^st in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 47.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.