The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.63 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 499 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,985 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of NewImperia's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of High Honorable Sad Onion, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 107,436^th in the world and 1,686^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,870.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.