The Grand Emyreanity of Solinarien is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Grand Sovereign Solflaren with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.658 billion Empyreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium of Artorian. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Empyrean economy, worth 584 trillion Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,714 Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solinarien's national animal is the Golden Dragon of Vermax, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Ten Commandments of Arcaete.

Solinarien is ranked 155,254^th in the world and 1,756^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,932.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.