The Republic of Afrikaner South Africa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 739 million South Africans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The powerhouse Afrikaner South African economy, worth 59.9 trillion Rand a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,034 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afrikaner South Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Afrikaner South Africa is ranked 154,004^th in the world and 2,923^rd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 11.15 flags saluted per person per day.