The Kingdom of Siaram is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.322 billion Siaramese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phakat. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siaramese economy, worth 141 trillion Siaram dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,755 Siaram dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Phakat's playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown. Siaram's national animal is the Clouded leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siaram is ranked 19,228^th in the world and 391^st in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,420.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.