The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, conspicuous electricity pylons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.532 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,116 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax robucks each year. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 191,181^st in the world and 2,724^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 149.6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.