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We are failures, AND DEFEND UKRAINE!!!!!!! Leader
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,090thMost Influential: 4,500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,172nd
The Allied States of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Shoeshiner
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Jankono

Population1.678 billion

CapitalTotally Normal City
LeaderLeader
FaithALL OF THEM

Currencyrobuck
Animalnoob

The Allied States of Jankono is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.678 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 191 trillion robucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,189 robucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 124,746th in the world and 5,458th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,615.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,090thMost Influential: 4,500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,172ndNicest Citizens: 5,239thMost Inclusive: 6,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,228thHighest Food Quality: 9,867thMost Pacifist: 9,948thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,976thBest Weather: 11,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,841stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,354thMost Developed: 14,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,915thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,415thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,866thSmartest Citizens: 18,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,840thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,911thSafest: 18,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,691stMost Cultured: 20,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,520thLargest Governments: 24,926thHealthiest Citizens: 25,117thLargest Retail Industry: 26,077thMost Efficient Economies: 27,204thHighest Drug Use: 27,308th
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Nicest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 233rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionBest Weather: 342nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 348th in the regionMost Pacifist: 358th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionMost Developed: 437th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 480th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 519th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 521st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 546th in the regionMost Cultured: 556th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 589th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 612th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 625th in the regionLargest Governments: 632nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 708th in the regionSafest: 721st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 737th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 749th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 790th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 799th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 838th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 994th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,091st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jankono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Jankono lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, one of the most popular models in Jankono has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Jankono lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Jankono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jankono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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