The Allied States of Jankono is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.599 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,428 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 314,100^th in the world and 5,089^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.