Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,130thMost Influential: 3,785th
The Democratic People's Republic of
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Santa Dystopia

Population553 million



The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 553 million Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 67.5 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 122,141 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Dystopianis any less frightened, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 174,425th in the world and 7,134th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -143.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 449thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,130thMost Influential: 3,785thLargest Retail Industry: 5,524thMost Avoided: 5,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,651stLargest Mining Sector: 6,619thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,478thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,402ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,921stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,169thMost Developed: 17,268thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,448th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 251st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 434th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 458th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionLargest Black Market: 505th in the regionMost Developed: 519th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 608th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 610th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Dystopianis any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 271 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, Raunch, Didusland, BuciLand, Libertanny, Tseriesiscoming, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, Kotawia, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Konouj, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, West Akhzaristan, Deertia, Arcady-Asclepia, Roliganistan, Jakubonia, Calmarya, Order of the saint Dumas, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, and 221 others.Republic of Berzerkistan, Pureian, Pastellene, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Phaialee, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Shavara, Warren democracy, Someseni, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Greenroe, Isanastivia, Kaigi, New South Hope, Gemlon, Rokaku, Imperial Akatsuki, Chrootangtonia, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Army of Chaos, Kianhua, New Amerindia, The United Neo American Union, BearStackof2015, Pledonia, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, Vultuca, New Pontiac, Yossito II, Ayaupia, Solis Ortis, EnderShnovia, Korktopia, Deciduos, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Litodor, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Adolanta, Alderaciea, Tassirion, Enlil, Sancta Pannonia, Artonin, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Quinto Piano, Adavan, The Solar Ottomans, Slonful, Galve, Luisagna, ReReReRepublic, Gemmena, Khadah, Barfleur, Danzink, Belora Gyles, Dratava, Forgottan, Lurolona, Akorial, Davinhia, Flench, Fellon, Trulu, Amabilis, Bynzich, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Savorca, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Dracacre, Monezambique, Sudhiria, Sansangra, United China Nation, Vanzeria, Yuritoria, Lepinja, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Rythawelerzi, Vishwa, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Jamitri, St Guilders Gate, Soirwren, Bysios, United Dirtpile, Wizardonia, Chriona, Goodnamesarerare, Morrowine, Sen Jast, Lostwill, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Broengtopia, Nossepachina, Tallegaesia, Martonica, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Serfvarden, Arouran, Kucia, God in the world, Airrajul, Bytes, Chubaka, Blobbo, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Swiftwhiskers, Socialist Holy American Empire, The State of McDonalds, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Social Anarchist State, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Vilit Umanstan, Iodinia, The Earth Systems Alliance, Antserso, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Eagas, Kangarawa, Equatannia, Federal Republic of Hetacia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Sovietsoyuz, Mvannia, Under Sea Desert, Riveraland, Lilisk, Joundia, New Mainz, New Leganes, Loyalists Rebel, Lantros, Endertopias, Tesseratum, Terra Occulus, Zang0, Leedur-laand, Merkez, Kanadeer, Roissyland, Bullpups, Jyzeria, Neue Leipzig, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wallenburg, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, Soul Stream, Syriusz, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Gyp Land, Zidium, Dannemarie, Conikslan, West Allastivina, Felsinki, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, Turbo Bolt, Castle Federation, New Dudley, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, Tuvaltastan, Tomberlone, The Holy Utopian Republic, Citergue, Solestia, Chols Worithopia, Amjedia, Khvetsch, JohorRiau, Sunsistan, Vaskeden, Zulkig, Condo of Grick, and Eastern Hyront Scassen.

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