The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.052 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,495 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Pakitsk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 80,253^rd in the world and 3,511^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 66.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.