The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.404 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,305 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,953 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 320,142^nd in the world and 4,039^th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.