The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.486 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,517 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Pakatska weed picker are way up, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 2,002^nd in the world and 84^th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 59,797 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.