The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.255 billion Pakotskì love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 423 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,112 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, cars are banned, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 127,021^st in the world and 4,924^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.33 on the Rand Index.