Population | 2.886 billion |
Capital | Võlatsk |
Leader | Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv |
Faith | Welfarism |
Currency | danirtsk |
Animal | marmot |
The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.886 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 345 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 119,680 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Pakitsk is ranked 8,576th in the world and 194th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,736.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk endorsed
The Marsupialist State of Virgolia.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk was endorsed by
The Marsupialist State of Virgolia.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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