Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Largest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thNicest Citizens: 105th
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population7.306 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.306 billion Pakotský are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,027 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 625th in the world and 10th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,437.65 on the Edu-tellignce« Test Score.

Largest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thNicest Citizens: 105thMost Inclusive: 110thMost Pacifist: 113thBest Weather: 128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239thMost Developed: 258thLongest Average Lifespans: 290thMost Influential: 324thHealthiest Citizens: 344thMost Secular: 433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 450thLeast Corrupt Governments: 568thMost Advanced Public Education: 625thLargest Governments: 703rdLowest Crime Rates: 818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,248thSafest: 1,354thSmartest Citizens: 1,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,866thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,333rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,980thMost Cultured: 3,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,415thHighest Average Incomes: 6,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,691stHighest Economic Output: 11,674thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,206thMost Stationary: 15,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,294thHighest Drug Use: 17,146thMost Income Equality: 18,072nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 430th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Pakitsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Pakitsk suppressed a post on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk suppressed a post on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 508 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Socialist Holy American Empire, United China Nation, Peatiktist, Amjedia, Headpat Central, Unger under over, Broengtopia, Lantros, New Leganes, Our Gods, British Calradia, Axdel, Rhealaliit, Brotherland, Neruch, Ridann, VW53Aland, Roliganistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Cameronia Excellentia, Aeljae, Aihon, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Hizuru, Kelsyth, Kalaratri, Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Chria Deau, Freedom Fascists, Indrapore, Talitoa, Aklevin, Federated States of Zootron, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Barfleur, Adavan, Styklelilere, Bakaworld, Bai Lung, Monezambique, Darkfull, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, and 458 others.Enlil, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Imperial Akatsuki, Hokolokia, Impia Aghte, Harro Waarudho, Kublam, Edmontia, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Kucia, North Insomnia, Seri Tai Republic, New Bradenia Ghost, Sansangra, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Mundiferrum, Kagorg Bra Corna, ReeK, Rokaku, Slonful, Riveraland, Slys Paws, Propwash, Pengnia, Joundia, Firenation91, Sojaristan, Abtracnt, CopyCato, Slongs, Bytes, Kriov, Rakshuland, Sen Jast, Dreamersistan, New Liberitad, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, 3 14159265358979323846264, The Green Blade, Pekweng, La xinga, Iodinia, Cymru Broadcasters, Servants of Gizmo, Unified Republic of China, Shin Konton, Monteconstance, Tshana, Empire of Ice Reloaded, Marrabuk, Kelssek, Wolemoer, Mastariere, Taurora, Enou, United Order Republic, Interdimensional Waifus, Narinoland, Adioration, Under Upper Antartica, Kyrloth, Duracell, Tawuse, Biggstonia, FreedomIand, Merlovich, Arkalarius, Volkarai, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, Dratava, BuciLand, Imperial Phoenix Terra, Cacnesia, Icelandic Imperium, Freedomindia, Airrajul, Plazland, Wanabe, Evrigenis, Holy Alasia Orozen, HinduRashtr, Gemlon, Janoobi Jazair, Malayku, Mahatakutana, Arouran, Werglum, Wiranath, The Militarius Imperium, Zukchiva, Greater Emco Uns, The Solar Ottomans, The Three States of Fortuna, Moewland, The Empire of Rijelv, The United States of Indy, Trimmania, Asendavia, Soirwren, Khvetsch, Kangarawa, The Almighty Country, The New Tace, Wizardonia, Packilvania, Bharatewa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Ripsylvania, Zang0, The island of Kiria, Amerminetos, Republic of New India, Fellon, Bzux, Kianhua, Spicymemeballs, Dragonia, Spiruvania, Nation States of Joedism, Mechanico, Jamitri, Trulu, Generousity, Aussiestan, Tretrid, Schrebia, The Eternal Land of Jong, Saku Han Union, A mean old man, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, North West Sutherland, Staynes, Greater New Cassandra, Fuflix workers union, Distro-Spartica, Azureano, Lingu, Raneve Brusertheatel, Merkez, CANZUK 1, Bergimoret, Vannah, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Federation of Knights, Canthuria, Kanria, Kampf Empire, Koumintang Republic, New Cobastheia, NorthLuxeland, ReReReRepublic, The Death Syndicate, Picklestan, Lemaoyeet, Sovietsoyuz, Lorynia, Ignatia, Squid Ruinosa, Santiago Arroyo, Of Centralist Brexit, Cellar Doors, Serfvarden, Resurgent Catholic empire, Bjournson, Dannemarie, Kingdom of Rumelia, Yuritoria, Todd McCloud, Hen wlad fy nhadau, Nossepachina, Collective Individualism, Pagodia, Tantia, Techny, Goralgn, Lundenia, LIGHT-STARS, Khadah, Frozen Republic, Nurmani, Lurolona, Islandian Free States, Mays Austrian Nation, Meagharia, West Nagato, Derkburg, Empire of Dabiristan, Tri Lita, The Sygarian Regime, Valkyron Union, Forro Islands, New Amerindia, Imprisoned Freeman, Luisagna, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Survivoristan, Komiker Mawrysharken, EnderShnovia, Wapl, Am Echad, Centrical Union, Santa Dystopia, The Holy Utopian Republic, The Rapubbaland, Teocallintzin, Greater Frost, La Isla Nueva, Sunsistan, Javethia, Zulkig, Roissyland, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Rhothstan, Harmonic Yeetlandia, ArenaC, Stellar Colonies, Volinovia, Layngderfleethe, Debluu, Ephem, Chalan, Ankras, CheeseBurrito, Wallenburg, Dravida India, Washingtonian Order, Strudelia, Conqerica, An Unknown End, Monix, Hexyia, Konneticut, Independent Antartica, Katyunon, Bachtendekuppen, Korktopia, Samaltak True, Free Nal Graakuo, East Peatteo, Serkin, United States of Masbate, The planet nation, Yelkinam, Upper Ellisse, Impaxia, Pizza devil cat, Ornstein the Dragonslayer, Indiviustan, Mayapada, Bruhciety, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Southern Yugoslavia, Alttaea, Halaethaed Commune, Azeel, Horn of Havenkaap, Pokoreniye, Chols Worithopia, Dorles, Norgsveldet, Amabilis, Mog the Moogle, The White Anderlandic Coast, Andrastekia, Tassirion, Ad Honorem Dei, Pasedonia, Gunov, Republoslavia, Wakeopolis, Albrook, Kylezkstan, Pantheropolis, Coruh, Oofery, Tissandra, New Bobby, Modra, Karatol-Advenra, Emberwood Coast, Tennabroch, Kunstistan, Eraelia, Mecsherstein, Hitaria, Markhor, Universalius, Order of the saint Dumas, The Armed Savages, Norna Chitya, Faid, Concentus, Schelemeketew, Fontesia, Arunika, Nationalist Gilgeria, Farangia, From New World, Ulvesogullr, Sheelberite, Lanwa, United States Of Krauka, Acronis, ParaSymmetry, Anarchica landia, Nevertopia, Forktoon, Beausylvana, Fradrildrun, The Great Andes, Western Pakistan, Greater Theowherveld, Danelaw Scandinavia, Kingdom of East Russia, South Azerbijan, Liberal European Republic, Ribanzi, Gurtistania, Xylapan, Yharkal Bhanek, EHTYCSCYTHE, Zeiberland, Rabarbarys, Vas Andsommy, Vogar, Jamiou, Ze Noobalingas, Claniangdow, Harpiatopia, Sundowning, Eisenhund, Hellod Immury, Crucifer, Constervatania, Insolandie, Boooshi, New Terabithia, Blobbo, Crestillia, Jonathan Schmidt, Kaldrbuth, JosheNation, Middle Pitburn, Roma IV, The Bedford Initiative, Sicilianzo, Sudarshan, Taapi, Aoba-Johsai, Solis Ortis, Arasakami, Kihara, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Aeoliah, Rocie, Beemunism, Kylah, Juliania Secundus, Falthonia, Brova, Straight Union, North Diora, United Socialist States of Amerika, Legendianel, Communist Angmar, Bakesville, Tomscape, Lorrana, Imperial Plumbus, Loreintor, Insi Karai, North Bernia, 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