Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Largest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 56th
The Piratical Godmodder of
Democratic Socialists
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Population10.486 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.486 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,517 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Pakatska weed picker are way up, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 2,002nd in the world and 84th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 59,797 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 56thNicest Citizens: 57thBest Weather: 58thMost Inclusive: 59thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64thMost Developed: 111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114thLongest Average Lifespans: 123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 129thHealthiest Citizens: 132ndHighest Food Quality: 180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195thMost Secular: 218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rdLargest Governments: 378thMost Advanced Public Education: 438thLowest Crime Rates: 438thMost Cheerful Citizens: 806thMost Advanced Public Transport: 859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 863rdSafest: 970thSmartest Citizens: 1,065thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,445thMost Influential: 2,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,574thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,030thMost Cultured: 3,299thHighest Average Incomes: 4,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,285thHighest Economic Output: 7,008thMost Income Equality: 12,050thMost Stationary: 12,114thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,764th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 252nd in the regionNudest: 376th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 388th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 573rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 845th in the region

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