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Kelssek was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 351
Largest Welfare Programs: 614thLargest Populations: 690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,036th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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Kelssek

Population40.06 billion

CapitalNeorvins
Leaderthe Prime Minister

Currencythaler
Animalpolar bear

The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.06 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The powerhouse Kelssek economy, worth a remarkable 5,083 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,900 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Prime Minister can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 33,304th in the world and 577th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 614thLargest Populations: 690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,446thBest Weather: 1,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,534thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,453rdHighest Economic Output: 2,502ndTop
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Most Cultured: 2,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,767thMost Influential: 3,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,184thMost Stationary: 3,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,878thSmartest Citizens: 3,982ndHighest Food Quality: 4,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,908thMost Pacifist: 5,138thLargest Governments: 5,806thNicest Citizens: 6,277thSafest: 6,565thHealthiest Citizens: 7,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,595thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,182ndNudest: 11,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,905thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,352ndMost Developed: 14,878thMost Inclusive: 18,218thMost Secular: 19,536thHighest Average Incomes: 23,028th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionMost Pacifist: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionSafest: 209th in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 293rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 375th in the regionMost Developed: 429th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 571st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 577th in the regionMost Inclusive: 609th in the regionMost Secular: 616th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 659th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 668th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 754th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 802nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 872nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 934th in the region

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