The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.999 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,309 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 485,387 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,631,779 per year while the poor average 107,058, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 193^rd in the world and 9^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 53.32 bananas ingested per day.