Country, Army, Family Hjalmar XVIII
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 150thMost Influential: 270thLargest Black Market: 623rd
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Population8.588 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.588 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,529 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,507 Jade Nudoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,492,615 per year while the poor average 32,234, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 167,379th in the world and 6,347th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 150thMost Influential: 270thLargest Black Market: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,959thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,106thMost Devout: 2,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,803rdLargest Governments: 4,341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,638thLargest Mining Sector: 5,046thHighest Economic Output: 5,448thMost Efficient Economies: 5,741stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,039thLowest Crime Rates: 7,639thRudest Citizens: 7,808thMost Developed: 7,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,537thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,373rdSmartest Citizens: 14,542ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,063rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,387thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,226th
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 183rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 205th in the regionRudest Citizens: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 217th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 220th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 288th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 648th in the region

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