The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.726 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,474 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Queendom of Abeilla.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The United States of Eldana.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Wrangle.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The United States of Csango.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Aryptorlsha.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ministarko.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Warbiland.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Chiveland.
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