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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rdMost Influential: 348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 640th
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Population12.726 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.726 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,474 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 3,279th in the world and 83rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,095.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rdMost Influential: 348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 640thLargest Black Market: 685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 918thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,469thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,618thMost Devout: 2,674thHighest Average Incomes: 2,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,257thHighest Economic Output: 4,480thMost Patriotic: 4,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,580thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,686thLargest Governments: 4,704thRudest Citizens: 6,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,435thMost Efficient Economies: 7,155thLowest Crime Rates: 7,518thMost Developed: 7,739thLargest Mining Sector: 8,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,538thHealthiest Citizens: 10,338thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,607thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,295thMost Stationary: 14,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,953rdLargest Populations: 24,997th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 167th in the regionRudest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 193rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 228th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 560th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 988th in the region

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