The Empire of Kublam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 14.412 billion Kublamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhazk. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kublamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,280 trillion Official Gold Ingots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 296,977 Official Gold Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kublam's national animal is the Sacred Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kublam is ranked 313,062^nd in the world and 5,153^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,781.86 Standard Monetary Units.