The Commonwealth of Lantros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Missail Caiban with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 17.819 billion Lantrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edaz. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lantrosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion Veyons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,439 Veyons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the internal market is thriving, one can wake up in Lantros and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lantros's national animal is the Sea-Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Satanism.

Lantros is ranked 69,145^th in the world and 890^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 24.06 flags saluted per person per day.