The United Federation of Coruh is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 625 million Coruhians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artvin. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coruhian economy, worth 75.7 trillion deriners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,055 deriners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coruh's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coruh is ranked 200,295^th in the world and 7,913^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -422.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.