The Kingdom of Konyai is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 134 million Konyaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The Konyaian economy, worth 7.44 trillion Bi Chaplus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,536 Bi Chaplus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konyai's national animal is the Ong Mangkorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konyai is ranked 120,385^th in the world and 2,317^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.67 law-abiding acts per hour.