If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 6th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
The Kingdom of
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Population31.919 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.919 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 10,938 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,682 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,539th in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,247.62 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Pacifist: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thHighest Economic Output: 248thMost Inclusive: 280thLowest Crime Rates: 303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 434thLargest Publishing Industry: 499thHighest Poor Incomes: 500thMost Cultured: 611thMost Stationary: 617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914thLargest Populations: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 963rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 977thMost Devout: 1,036thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,156thLargest Governments: 1,257thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,539thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,995thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,706th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 337th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 608th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Lord Blake's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Amselheim, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, EMS Conglomerate, Brotherland, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, GoldStreet, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Dremaur, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Envisa, Aeneas Prime, Propwash, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Ye Olde Country of Yore, Illen Falis, Xhaco, Harapan, and 98 others.Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Aristortia, Euricanis, Sicilla, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Mogambotopia, Airrajul, Illemenia, Volenruud, Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, Slenty, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Alkintare, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, Aden Dimities, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Kosanx, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Morkuldin, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Binghamton University, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, Rhealaliit, British Calradia, Elfinya, United China Nation, Peoples United Republic of Exumis, Boal Pey Sovelogland, Merlovich, Birdbow, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, Bons Boofer, Kervewth, New Arion Pean, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, Midwestern States of USA, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Peoples Soviet Republics, Davelands, The Oan Isles, VoyKovie, Attelooch, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, Koroc, TheRuthenians, Lundree Nikia Islands, Splena, Veron, Bullpups, Bilanda, Eastern Wyveil Strait, PIDLE, Superior Indonesia, Germansberg, Federated States of Zootron, and Arpino.

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