The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.383 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,322 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 376,522 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political activists are routinely executed, aides are afraid to ask if Lord Blake wants a cup of tea or coffee, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, aides are afraid to ask if Lord Blake wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
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