If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 10th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
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Population39.288 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 39.288 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 16,262 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 413,941 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,236th in the world and 34th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 215.88 quips per hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 10thMost Developed: 12thNicest Citizens: 14thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52ndHighest Food Quality: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Pacifist: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 121stLargest Publishing Industry: 133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 134thMost Efficient Economies: 151stMost Inclusive: 178thHighest Economic Output: 183rdMost Cultured: 208thHighest Poor Incomes: 244thMost Corrupt Governments: 373rdLargest Gambling Industry: 468thMost Stationary: 497thLargest Governments: 547thHighest Average Incomes: 822ndLargest Populations: 827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,232ndSmartest Citizens: 1,236thMost Devout: 1,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,511thMost Influential: 1,867thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,462ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,930thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,718thTop
Most Income Equality: 22,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,264th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionNudest: 448th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 541st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 666th in the regionMost Income Equality: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Restored Nation-State of Rokaku.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Restored Nation-State of Rokaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Kaigi was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 162 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, Euricanis, Wiranath, VW53Aland, Hizuru, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Fellon, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Lingu, and 112 others.Distro-Spartica, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, Barfleur, A mean old man, Survivoristan, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Oofery, Coruh, Dravida India, FreedomIand, Debluu, Cacnesia, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Dannemarie, Empire of Dabiristan, Tofoon, Middle Pitburn, Eastern Alksearia, Wakeopolis, Konneticut, Spiruvania, Isahaak, North Bernia, Sandboxford, Veterans Association, Aquyia, East Malaysia, Preat, Dahom, Lilisk, Formaro, Aivintis, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, British Calradia, Canadian Technocrats, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Auslivia, Modra, Xorvo, Thurland, Albrook, Arcadiam, Grand Exultia, Verconia, East Deslang, Ribanzi, Perah, Land of Corporations, OwOUwUOwOUwU, The Soviet Texas Union, Caro1inia, Evrigenis, Agave, Vannington, Jamitri, Mardom, Lakon-oui, Alto Mare, Rikos Isles, Vilender, Valerite, Xogunato Tokugawa, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Exitos, BadRNG, Nevertopia, Tea Jol, Tassirion, Republic of Restaks, Nature and Industry, Hosoven, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Remsleep, Labavaria, Merlovich, Tyrosalem, United Commonwealth of American States, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Greater Rostoria, Russian Social Federation, Soups, Nociav, Coule Presko, FREEHELL, Carill Islands, Uniao Sovietica de Minas Gerais, Frankinstan, The Antlantic islands, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Kaldrbuth, Isole Ionie, Estande, Chesstitans, Neclorland, Sarikaya Komzin, Shauvania, Kingdom of Bornai, Kavanos, New Sandsnionion, Asark, Chalan, Triumphiam, Melitalcoland, Money for ever, and Rokaku.