The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 39.288 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 16,262 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 413,941 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,236^th in the world and 34^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 215.88 quips per hour.