If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7th
The Kingdom of
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Population35.383 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.383 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,322 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 376,522 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, aides are afraid to ask if Lord Blake wants a cup of tea or coffee, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 219,388th in the world and 8,987th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 4.28 Insults Per Minute.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 88thMost Rebellious Youth: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 144thLowest Crime Rates: 157thMost Inclusive: 226thHighest Economic Output: 226thHighest Poor Incomes: 226thLargest Publishing Industry: 234thMost Cultured: 324thLargest Gambling Industry: 326thMost Corrupt Governments: 386thMost Stationary: 552ndLargest Governments: 757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 861stLargest Populations: 875thHighest Average Incomes: 942ndMost Devout: 1,086thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,517thMost Influential: 1,645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,838thMost Developed: 2,070thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,223rdSmartest Citizens: 3,475thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,858thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,464thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,728thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,460thMost Income Equality: 18,426th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 205th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, aides are afraid to ask if Lord Blake wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 135 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, and 85 others.The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Yossito II, Mays Austrian Nation, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, Pastellene, A mean old man, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Sokala, Modra, Kosmanza, Oofery, Forktoon, Nevertopia, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Samaltak True, Yelkinam, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, and Republic of New India.

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