The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 32.291 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 11,142 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 345,065 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 285^th in the world and 7^th in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 499.55 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.