The Republic of Sergioica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Kahuna Sergio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.647 billion Sergioicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krepost. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergioican economy, worth 734 trillion Piastas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,125 Piastas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Piasta battlesuits, and Big Kahuna Sergio's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergioica's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sergioica is ranked 66,019^th in the world and 987^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.74 law-abiding acts per hour.