The Empire of EmpireBR is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Dom Uallis II with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.542 billion Empirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Town. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EmpireBRian economy, worth 805 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,407 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, news headlines suggest that Emperor Dom Uallis II has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and they say that Emperor Dom Uallis II's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EmpireBR's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EmpireBR is ranked 251,413^th in the world and 11,433^rd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.05 Obesity Rate.