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Verdant Haven was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 338
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 245thMost Influential: 405thMost Secular: 420th
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Verdant Haven

Population8.773 billion

LeaderIskandar Viridi


The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.773 billion Havenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Verdethalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,277 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 28,815th in the world and 36th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 245thMost Influential: 405thMost Secular: 420thBest Weather: 551stMost Beautiful Environments: 612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,112thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,613thMost Developed: 1,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,074thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,192ndMost Pacifist: 2,254thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,268thHighest Food Quality: 2,347thNicest Citizens: 2,482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,509thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,642ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,719thHealthiest Citizens: 2,832ndSmartest Citizens: 3,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,192ndSafest: 3,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,508thLargest Governments: 4,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,492ndMost Cultured: 4,686thMost Efficient Economies: 4,771stRudest Citizens: 4,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,191stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,836thLowest Crime Rates: 9,735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,172ndNudest: 11,847thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,092ndHighest Economic Output: 14,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,946thMost Stationary: 16,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,600th
Most Influential: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the region

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