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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thNudest: 485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 528th
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Edible Plywood

Population18.262 billion

CapitalDorito City

Animalharvest mouse

The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.262 billion Plywoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,291 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,454 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Plywoodian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 3,270th in the world and 10th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,308.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thNudest: 485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 528thMost Beautiful Environments: 773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,001stBest Weather: 1,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,228thMost Influential: 1,283rdSafest: 1,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,576thMost Pacifist: 1,975thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,462ndLargest Governments: 2,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,374thLowest Crime Rates: 3,744thMost Cultured: 5,251stMost Secular: 5,326thHealthiest Citizens: 5,722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,384thSmartest Citizens: 6,973rdHighest Economic Output: 7,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,736thLargest Populations: 9,996thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,159thNicest Citizens: 13,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,622ndMost Developed: 21,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,364thMost Inclusive: 23,275th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the region

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