The Commonwealth of Alasnackbar is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 308 million Alasnackbarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borrelstad. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Alasnackbarian economy, worth 8.21 trillion Barsnacks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,662 Barsnacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and Alasnackbar has designated Borrelstad as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alasnackbar's national animal is the Bearded Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alasnackbar is ranked 107,856^th in the world and 200^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 800.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.