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We have NOTHING to do with our 91% disappearance rate. the funky badger of greatness
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 779th
The Mysterious black holə of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Roless

Population4.99 billion

CapitalIchasa
Leaderthe funky badger of greatness
Faithfunkyism

CurrencyRezzat
AnimalFunky badger

The Mysterious black holə of Roless is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the funky badger of greatness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.99 billion Rolessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,252 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is funkyism.

Roless is ranked 2,659th in the world and 8th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,250.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 779thHighest Poor Incomes: 926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 953rdMost Armed: 1,553rdLargest Black Market: 1,569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,859thBest Weather: 1,896thHighest Average Incomes: 2,169thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,421stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,102ndMost Influential: 4,662ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,124thLargest Governments: 5,577thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,959thHealthiest Citizens: 6,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,115thMost Developed: 6,127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,295thMost Efficient Economies: 6,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,496thSmartest Citizens: 9,128thMost Secular: 9,490thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,082ndMost Authoritarian: 12,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,338thMost Conservative: 13,408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,347th
Top
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roless, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.
  • : Roless was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Roless voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Roless voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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