The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Part·e with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 9.419 billion Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion Green Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 353,841 Green Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, nine out of ten citizens of Ecologist Hegemony answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Party.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 4,758^th in the world and 52^nd in Forest for Safest, scoring 129.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.