The Democratic Moon pizza nation of Love and Nature is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spokesperson Moilanen with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.872 billion Love and Natureans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon Cheese pizza paradise with cheese. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Love and Naturean economy, worth a remarkable 4,253 trillion Moo moon pizza with cheeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,980 Moo moon pizza with cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Love and Nature's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Space pizza from the Moon.

Love and Nature is ranked 489^th in the world and 7^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 198.2 law-abiding acts per hour.