Least Corrupt Governments: 1,075thMost Pacifist: 1,192ndSafest: 1,391st
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Mount Seymour

Population11.168 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Nathaniel Gardiner
FaithSeymourian Humanistic Naturalism

Animalpurple-spotted newt

The Pacific Alpine Commonwealth of Mount Seymour is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nathaniel Gardiner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.168 billion Seymourians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort-Frédéric-sur-le-Montagne. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The large but sluggish Seymourian economy, worth 655 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 58,707 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Seymour's national animal is the purple-spotted newt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seymourian Humanistic Naturalism.

Mount Seymour is ranked 64,089th in the world and 203rd in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,436.06 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,075thMost Pacifist: 1,192ndSafest: 1,391stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,120thBest Weather: 2,127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,139thNicest Citizens: 2,160thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,133rdLargest Governments: 3,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,706thLowest Crime Rates: 4,068thMost Cultured: 4,727thSmartest Citizens: 4,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,060thMost Influential: 5,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,837thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,622ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,930thMost Income Equality: 11,333rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15,484thMost Secular: 16,949thMost Stationary: 18,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 23,871st
Least Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the region

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