The Republic of Longingland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikolai Rasmussen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.164 billion Longwegians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammerhal. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Longwegian economy, worth 712 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,396 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

SWAT teams raid bathrooms in search of bathtub gin, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Nikolai Rasmussen, protestors are soaking piles of Kronor in blood to make a point about government incomes, and judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longingland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the United.

Longingland is ranked 170,561^st in the world and 121^st in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 289.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.