The Sovereignty of Vantser is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Mostafersen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.597 billion Vantserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanhattan. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vantserian economy, worth 871 trillion Vuans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,054 Vuans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and orange juice has been renamed yellow juice. Crime is totally unknown. Vantser's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Vantser is ranked 124,893^rd in the world and 86^th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,378.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.