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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 209thMost Advanced Public Education: 643rd
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Population10.48 billion



The Beauty Land of Bilsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bolbon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.48 billion Bists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ccims. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bist economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Bists a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,398 Bists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Bolbon's praises, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Ccims, above Bilsa there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bilsa's national animal is the Bubu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sun.

Bilsa is ranked 61,216th in the world and 189th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,536.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 209thMost Advanced Public Education: 643rdBest Weather: 874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 885thMost Beautiful Environments: 974thLargest Black Market: 1,667thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,678thHighest Crime Rates: 2,192ndMost Influential: 2,226thTop
Most Primitive: 2,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,125thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,405thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,583rdNudest: 6,708thMost Secular: 7,059thMost Efficient Economies: 7,068thLargest Governments: 9,945thMost Developed: 11,577thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,044thMost Armed: 12,756thMost Stationary: 13,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,160thHighest Average Incomes: 16,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,084th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Primitive: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the region

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