The Northern Lands of Einswenn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jarlin Agnetta Sofit with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.039 billion Einseters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronheim. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 8,808 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,347 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, the dearly departed are remembered with a good meal, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, and deceased relatives are considered property to buy and sell. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Sacred White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 3,063^rd in the world and 20^th in Forest for Highest Average Incomes, with 303,347.42 Standard Monetary Units.