The Rogue Nation of Krystelera is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tambre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.383 billion Krystelerans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Duero. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krysteleran economy, worth 157 trillion Ricoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,575 Ricoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krystelera's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Free beliefs of Nature.

Krystelera is ranked 122,983^rd in the world and 78^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,064.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.