Population | 35.337 billion |
Capital | Imperialia |
Leader | Avakael |
Faith | Cruor |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.337 billion Imperialians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 20,663 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 584,758 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,446,002 per year while the poor average 5,656, a ratio of 962 to 1.
A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and nose plugs are the latest Imperialian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.
Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 62,297th in the world and 57th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Extreme, scoring 28.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, nose plugs are the latest Imperialian fashion accessory.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Avakael's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Imperialian stage setups.