The Free Peoples of Urarlan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Degni Lark with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.97 billion Arlans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Arlanian economy, worth 431 trillion Drams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,780 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is almost non-existent. Urarlan's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Urarlan is ranked 329,238^th in the world and 255^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.