The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.842 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,677 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,096 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Josaiah Williamson is famed for giving great back rubs, finders keepers is the law of the land, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 34,909^th in the world and 135^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 107.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.