The Socialist Union of Crawlaysia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Sparratus Spidorus with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 18.039 billion Crawlaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webica. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crawlaysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,825 trillion Bit-Crens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,630 Bit-Crens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Crawlaysia, solid-gold toilets are Crawlaysian prisons' least expensive furnishings, AI management double books government press conferences, and Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crawlaysia's national animal is the Crawlaysian Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kora.

Crawlaysia is ranked 132,433^rd in the world and 87^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 807.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.