One People, One Grovietnam, One God - Emperor
Highest Poor Incomes: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population10.167 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderThe Dragon Emperor
FaithImperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.167 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,288 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 618,549 Grossvietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, tens of thousands of Grossvietnamese rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Grossvietnamese Embarrassments, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 465th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 11,608.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 132ndHighest Average Incomes: 156thMost Patriotic: 271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thLargest Black Market: 275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 370thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465thMost Armed: 543rdMost Corrupt Governments: 705thMost Secular: 780thLargest Governments: 809thMost Efficient Economies: 830thSmartest Citizens: 918thMost Subsidized Industry: 930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,187thMost Developed: 1,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,500thLowest Crime Rates: 1,696thHighest Economic Output: 1,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,776thMost Influential: 1,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,938thRudest Citizens: 1,944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,461stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,535thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,587thHighest Food Quality: 3,600thMost Inclusive: 3,662ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,455thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,125thMost Cultured: 6,806thMost Stationary: 13,247thTop
Best Weather: 16,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,771stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,330th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 175th in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 274th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 459th in the regionBest Weather: 517th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 568th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 959th in the regionNudest: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Grossvietnamese Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, tens of thousands of Grossvietnamese rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.
  • : Grossvietnam lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Grossvietnam lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.


World Assembly

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