The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.167 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sài Gòn. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,288 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 618,549 Grossvietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, tens of thousands of Grossvietnamese rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Grossvietnamese Embarrassments, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 465^th in the world and 8^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 11,608.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.