Twirling Toward Freedom
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,531stMost Influential: 3,998th
The Church of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
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Population8.451 billion

LeaderThe great Dong


The Church of Slongs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 8.451 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 727 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,078 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.

Slongs is ranked 44,244th in the world and 1,226th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.08 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,278thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,531stMost Influential: 3,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,855thBest Weather: 11,913thTop
Most Stationary: 15,703rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,233rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,948thMost Cultured: 21,619thLargest Black Market: 21,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,242ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,222ndMost Developed: 24,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,009th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 249th in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352nd in the regionBest Weather: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 417th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 484th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 506th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 513th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 609th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 664th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 668th in the regionMost Average: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 732nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 802nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 831st in the regionLargest Governments: 858th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 927th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 941st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 962nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,007th in the region

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