|Leader||The great Dong|
The Church of Slongs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 8.451 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 727 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,078 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Slongs, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Kavanos.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Caldarian.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Gernmark.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The ✨✨MENACING THREAT✨✨ of Zukchiva.
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Stati Uniti of Isole Ionie.
- : Slongs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Grand Democracy of Washingtonian Order.
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